about

Hello everyone! My name is Sarah, and I’m nothing more than a girl in Missouri who fancies herself royalty. Here are some fun facts about me:

I absolutely cannot get my eyebrows to grow appropriately.
I’m an introvert.
My favorite color is yellow, followed very closely by rose gold (new obsession.)
I have a very spoiled cat named George and a new kitten named Henry.
I love cake. I mean love love cake.
I was raised a Kansas Jayhawk basketball fan. I can name players back into my wee little years. Go KU!
I have music playing almost all the time. I enjoy a wide variety of music. Bring it on!
I’m left-handed.
After a terrible eye infection in 2019, I now have little vision in my right eye.
One of my first words was “cucumber.” Because I love them by the bucket full. So, so good.
My voice is super high-pitched. I sound like a child. It confuses people.
My hometown has a population of 223 people in it currently.
I really don’t like talking on the phone.
I was married for 13 years but am now recently divorced. I’m starting over, learning who I am as just me.